Strange Love - Public Domain BDSM Deck (8.5")

• Artwork by Sean Cliver
• Manufactured at BBS Mfg.
• Hand-Screened at Screaming Squeegees
• Caveat: Be aware that blemishes and imperfections are an expected and accepted part of the screen-printing process. Each board is screened by hand, one at a time, layer upon layer, making each print unique unto its own—just like snowflakes! That said, sorry, but we will not consent to any returns unless the graphic is determined to be unacceptable at our discretion. Please take this into consideration prior to ordering any screen-printed boards.
• Dimensions: 8.5 x 32.125
• Specs: Nose: 7.125 / Tail: 6.75 / WB: 14.25
• Note: All sales are final. Can't say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the wood manufacturing sense, we will not accept any returns—in other words, you bot it, you bought it.
• Product Description: Now this particular one is a tad more than what may meet the eye. Way back in 2018 when we set about naming the company StrangeLove, in my mind it mostly stemmed from the Kubrick film title. You know, a little merkwürdigliebe. But now, having dipped my toe into Germany, I have to say that I was not at all well versed in Depeche Mode. In that particular '80s timeframe, I was a dorky little shit hanging out around the bus station downtown flailing nosepick 360 shove-its with reckless abandon. The very idea or notion of sweating it out in a dark dance club in a large metropolitan center was about the furthest thing from my small town midwestern mind. So no, the company moniker did not stem from a song of the same name by the aforementioned band—a song, incidentally, that accompanies this graphic quite well if you give a listen to the chorus: "Pain, will you return it? / I'll say it again: pain / Pain, will you return it? / I'll say it again: pain / Pain, will you return it? / I'll say it again: pain / Pain, will you return it? / I won't say it again." I think you get the idea. Strangelove indeed. So, imagine my confusion when I was in a parking lot one day and a stranger came up to me and asked if I'd seen the band play. What, huh? I had to look down at what I was wearing to see what he was talking about… it was a run of the mill StrangeLove CineLogo tee? He must have read the confusion on my face, because he's like, "You know, Strangelove—the Depeche Mode tribute band." Goddamnit. Anyway, this one's for them. Enjoy the silence.
• Warning: Since the dawn of mankind, top stain veneers come in a variety of colors and the one shown here is for display purposes only. In other words, we cannot guarantee a specific color so please be pleasantly surprised with the one you receive and not get all bent and butt-hurt about it.

*Griptape not included with purchase of deck